WHAT how? does it actually work? if it did it would be cool for a bit and then it would get ew.

Of course it works, it’s a real clock. I got it for Jesse from this craft store in Wellington in my mid-semester break, but I stole it back for a bit while he’s in training cos I like it and it’s going to waste all lonely in his bedroom. It’s not ew, it’s dipped in some sort of lacquer or resin or whatever, so it’s completely preserved.

A haiku about getting out of bed

no no no no no 
no no no no no no no
no no no no no

I’m fairly certain that YOLO is just “carpe diem” for stupid people.